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dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

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Anonymous said: Yo

yo

Reblog for a Harry Potter pick up line in your ask box

breakfastwithponds:

Because you all seemed to like the jokes so much. A few warnings though

•I’m steering away from any dirty ones because I wouldn’t really feel comfortable sending those to people I don’t know (however if you want a dirty one there are plenty to be found on Google, buzzfeed, the tumblr tag etc so don’t despair)

•also I found with the jokes that ask limit’s a bitch so fair warning

•it would be nice if you were following me (breakfastwithponds) but don’t feel in any way obliged

theselener:

i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life

theselener:

i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life

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waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

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laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

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quick reminder !!

hyperlink37:

if u find out about a person’s sexual orientation or gender identity thru tumblr n u know them irl:

1. if they haven’t come out to u, u rlly shouldn’t bring it up

2. if u rlly gotta bring it up (eg to ask about pronouns or something) do so privately and be respectful n a decent human being n all that

3. don’t u dare out them to other people irl, this could seriously endanger them

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canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

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phobias:

i wish the light from my laptop screen could give me a tan

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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